Sign me up. But until the shipment of bowling balls & pins show up we'll have to use this severed monkey head and empty bottles of Quang Bang.
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warm, sweet an sticky
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There seems to be some considerable confusion amongst you friends from the new country.
The only bolwing permitted on the Embassy lawn is Crown Green Bowling. Please inform them of the necessary slight alterations to the rules and a league will be quite in order.
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Timinator lll
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Since I'm a Yank, I'll just keep score.
Names for your team:
Limey Lane Letches
British Ball Brawlers
Split Happens
un-Fluoridated Three Finger Rollers
The (British) Empire Strikes Back!
God Save (me from) The (7-10 spit, you) Queen!
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celeste....
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I'm totally in because I have very good ball handling skills.
Rosie, the town penile therapist taught me everything she knows.
Hee hee....Timmy said yank.
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DUDEDOME
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Ok You can count me.
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Dashing Geek Redux
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My monkey! My monkey!
Oh, sure, let's bowl. :-)
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Porkchop From Ipanema
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I'm in!
I just got a new glove...used up the rest of that monkey finally.
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Mdme. Mango keeps it real!
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What sort of team shirt do you have in mind?
*hoping it'll be peekaboo*
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Futility Knife
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Count me in! I'm sick of America anyway. The only time I'm going back is to visit family and pick up more Skittles...
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I've Got Balls of Steel
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Pats as in former Patriot football players?
Brandon
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Guido McUnstoppable
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Guido would join, but he doesn't know what a pat is.
*cries*
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just me
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I don't know what a pat is so don't know if I qualify. Is mortified by my ignorance.
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Wнітиєy нαтн яєтuяηєd!
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sure. But Hanoi is mine. okay? I have plans... beeeeg plans.