3 handfuls of Skitter per 2 gallons of fuel. Um, you're not even on a richshaw. You're hallucinating from all that Quang Bang. You're straddling a downed tree trunk & yelling "faster, Dong, faster!" and people are beginning to stare.
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celeste....
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Petrol is getting pretty expensive. When I filled up yesterday, it cost 75 Skittles, a chicken, and a pair of goat hooves. I'm starting to run out of Skittles.
The rickshaw drivers like it when you beat them. It reminds them of being at home with their wives.
LMAO @ Zombie. Oh dear God.
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Evil Derwood H. Stevens
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If you beat your driver, please make sure to say 'dong' a lot and post the beating on You-tube.
My wife is in Hanoi for the weekend and I need sweet relief.
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Futility Knife
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Zombie is right. I think you should slow down for a few hours. Jump on the back of my moped and I'll take you back to the hotel...
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The Cat and His Human
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Yes, beat the rikshaw driver. Can't say it would help, but might be fun.
twelve thousand ji-sua per gallon. And a cat. WHAT???!!!!!
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warm, sweet an sticky
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FFS!!!!!
Your in the Peace Corpse. Petrol is free!
So is everything else, so dong away, even ding if you swing that way.
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Dashing Geek Redux
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LOL at Zombie.
Um, that is not FK's moped. Oh, wait, unless the kids today call their man bits "moped."