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What do I have to do to get some air conditioning in Quang Binh

It's hotter than the hubs of hell in this place and I need some a/c.

How many Skittles will that cost, and who do I call?
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Zombie Killer
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Tough one, AC is hard to find here. All you can do is hope to find someone who really blows.

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♥þűηЌ ЯÖκκзŗ♀
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Just give a case of Skittles to the mango farmer (his tent is 5th on the right in the martket place) and he'll send his gimped-put son to fan you all summer. Which, incidentally, lasts from January to late December so that's kind of a bargain.

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Dashing Geek Redux
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Your cat and I invite you to the roof of the hotel, where there are fanning-gimps aplenty and lots of icy drinks. Which, as I mentioned, Fluffy is charging to your room.



Where did Fluffy get all those Skittles, anyway? Some say he is wholesaling meat for the rat-kabob places.

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Futility Knife
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I don't know why you don't just stay in the hotel. I have plenty of room in my suite and you are always invited.

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CherryC
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Well just listen to my new theme song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pQwjKAhp...

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Shut Up Dumbass
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Do like the locals.... get a damned Moped. .... What, you thought they were actually going somewhere on those things?... Hardly, they're just "gettin' in the wind" to cool off.

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dingelbury (Nerd Alert!)
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If you would have said "it's hot as balls here" I would have helped you but you didn't so I'm not.

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