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Need 2 fart in class

Im in class right now. And i really like really hav 2 fart. I dont wanna blow but I dont think itz gonna b silent!

What do I do?
I have already used up my 1 toilet pass 4 the period!
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Billy W
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I suggest using the old "left cheek sneak". Or go for the gusto and let it rip as loud and long as you can. At least you'll give everyone in class something to talk about for a day or two.

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Bob
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Just go up to the teacher quietly and tell him/her you have an emergency and need to use the bathroom quickly. They should understand. If not, fart in his/her face.

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Rubie R
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This happened 2 me the other day. Blow it out quietly......it might stink but just ignore it. I go in2 restroom with my best friend at morning tea and we fart on eachothers faces. We boot out stinkers! TRY IT!

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Biscuit
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hold it in till it travels back up

thats what i do xD

If this question is serious lmaao!

im never sure where it goes when you hold in a fart lol

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chewy
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Cough and clear your throat really loud and blow the fart. problem solved.

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bran muffin
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clench the cheeks... according to boomtang haha

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Louis
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Lol. Just go to the bathroom

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