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I have to fart SO BAD!

Im at work right now. In an office. Im a P.A. I really hav 2 fart but the toilets r being cleaned so cant go and let rip in there!
I think more than 1 will come out! A series I think. What should I do?
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Peter H
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stick your asss in the corner, spread your cheeks open and let it out slow......a silent but deadly maneauver.........then blame it on someone else. If people are impressed with it.........then, just like the fking al-kaida........you can Claim responsibility.

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catsy j
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hi well that sucks but i think u should go to the doctor i mean its not dangourous but he could give u something for that ,or i think u should eat health eat things that are not gassy food or go to the pharmcey

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andrew
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cough and let it out easy

or you can always go with the silent but deadly theme

and who dunit?

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rebeccaz...
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umm.. fart?

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Chris
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Step outside for a quick break.

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xando2u
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Do the 1 cheek sneak

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jdeocwnk
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Just let go...they'll be polite enough not to point and laugh at you.

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shatayta...
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let it out! show the office ur talent! haha

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Alexa G
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um this is a gay question

it's been like 3 minutes did you fart yet?

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