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When your trousers get caught on the seat and then you fall back onto it when you try and get up and you sit on yourself because your leg gets caught under the seat.



That hurts.



Or you could drown in one.



Or your child could throw something down it, block it, and cause you to have a minor nervous breakdown. That sucks too.

getting stuck in the bowl, forgetting that the seat is up and ending up half in the bowl, getting a splash back in your eyes causing infection, whilst vomiting in the bowl you accidentally hit your head on porcelain and get a massive lump.. etc etc

I think it mainly has to do with the elderly and children. For the elderly, it could be slippery and they could break a hip if they slip in the slightest. Children of course, can be small and might get stuck. I'd say the majority of the injuries are minor.

It cracks while they're sitting on it, so the seat cuts their buttocks.



They drop something in and try to pull it out and break their finger on a internal pipe as the toilet flushes.



A small person falls through the seat, bruising their hips.

Toilets are hurting people?

What do you call a herd of toilets? A run or a flush?

What does their mating call sound like? Is jiggling the handle fore-play?

We need to lobby against this threat to humanity and I need to get some sleep!



Goodnight!

well thats why i prefer to pee in the sink,

if you're willy's too long it can go down

the u-bend and get stuck,happend to me

many times, had to get the fire service

out to free it,, sooo embarrasing

actually...

once i fell backwards into a toilet while the seat was coming down. it hit straight in the middle of my back.

it hurt, a lot, but it made a great noise.

kinda like

"BAP!"

If you're too small, you can fall inside.



AIDS can also be transmitted if you sit on a seat with infected blood and you have a cut on your bottom.

Someone could flush a toilet with their foot, slip, fall back and hit their head on the door of the stall. It counts, the toilet started it!

Slipping off the seat and falling to the floor.



Pinching a finger under the seat.

when you walk in the restroom the smell could be deadly ...



well that's why i put this helmet so i wont smell your shiit.....my horns are getting repaired after you tried to file them...

severe drowning

bleach poison from drinking the water

trying to stand on it to reach something

passing out and hitting their head ON them? Or how about catching crabs...I would think that would hurt.

The seat closes on your hand.



Ow.

slamming the toilet seat down on your fingers. Ow!!!

there are jackin off and there legs give out and then they hit there head on the toilet.



wild guess

Well, I got hailed on last week...

Ummm

Sitting too long, legs go numb.

there crack heads who try to swim in the toilet

well people always ask me if i fell in...i always thought they were kidding

they push too hard :|